- A: Do you remember the first time we met?
- B: No. Do you?
- A: Yeah. We were at a party, and I was introducing you to Lauren. She was telling you how she was a Tri Sig. You said, "Tri Sig, who hasn't."
In some small circles, because of my love of breakfast muffins, I’m known as the Muffin Man. That is quite funny.
That being said, I feel that I have the authority to shorten the word muffin to muff.
For example, “I ate a chocolate chip muff this morning for breakfast.”