Hot Chip “Touch Too Much”
The Cool Kids and Weezy F. “Gettin’...
"...right now Obama is having a hard time winning... →
Celebrity Sighting Guess Game
A: Guess who Bobby saw at Nobu in NYC.
B: Hmmm, I don't know. Give me a hint.
A: She was in a movie we watched recently.
B: Rescue Dawn?
A: Yeah right.
B: Harold and Kumar?
A: Double yeah right.
B: Uhhh, what else is there?
A: The director makes a lot of really great films.
B: Oh, the one in India with the train. The Darjeeling Limited?
A: Yes. She was in the prologue to Darjeeling
B: I was hoping for Scarlett, but it's Natalie Portman.
A: Yes! She was all over Devandra Banhart in a booth at Nobu. Crazy huh.
These muffins did not want to see me.
From the Muffin Man himself, I’m crowning the muffins I ate today the best muffins ever. I’m confident they would win any muffin contest in the Universe. As a muffin enthusiast, today was a great day. While at a training session for work (where I mostly mastered the art of sleeping sitting straight up without nodding), I noticed a nice little spread of doughnuts, all sorts of...
Get. That. Dirt off your shoulder.
Barack is a funny guy. The above video is a response to the “debate” this past Wednesday night. At about the 2:25 mark Obama brushes his shoulders off, which is pretty fly. I really like the candor that he brings to the table.
Zorbing looks really fun. Who wants to go to the Smoky Mountains this summer? Sounds like a pretty sweet little vaca if you ask me. It’s only 9 hours or so away, so it’s like a perfect road trip, and I’m sure there are plenty of camp sites near. Holla at it. View Larger Map
France is banning thin.
Thin is out this year. That’s actually great news! That means it’s okay for me to start hanging out at Lane Bryant again!
Soft move by the gov't. →
Boring, boring, boring.
Is anybody else bored with the Democratic race? I know I am. Same articles, same pollsters, same pundits, same opinions, same arguments. Let’s get this show on the road already!
Althoouuugh, it was funny how, as noted in the video above, Barack Obama called out Hillary Clinton for trying to be all Annie Oakley-like.
Tapes ‘n Tapes “Say Back...
Lil’ Wayne “Stunt When I See...
My favorite part of SNL throughout the years has always been the Weekend Update. Click here to check out all of the different hosts of Weekend Update. Kevin Nealon is probably my favorite. He’s a funny dude. Especially in Showtime’s Weeds. Click here to view some of his funnier clips from that series. Norm McDonald was cool too. He would have won a million dollars if Regis...
January 27, 1984
Remember when Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire? Well, I got an up-close and personal reenactment of this last night when a lady’s hair got lit up by a candle at Sheffield’s. It smelled great. Turns out sulfer is the reason for that.
Estelle “More Than Friends”
A: Who won the pot? Not the smoking pot, the money pot?
B: Some guy we don't know won the pot...the smoking pot...all the pot.
A bird did his duty on me yesterday morning while I was walking to work. It was a direct hit to my left hand and a partial hit on the cuff of my brand new white shirt. Although I was somewhat upset, I was more amazed, because the odds of this happening have to be slim-to-none. This sort of thing doesn’t happen often, if ever. In fact, I can only remember one other time this has...
Cut Copy “Lights and Music”